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September 25, 2007 10:09 PM.
PMS


Don't know what's wrong with me...

Just feeling so fucked up....

Maybe because it's Mooncake Festival and there's no mooncake in my house....

Maybe because it's Mooncake Festival and I am rejected the chance to play lanterns....

Maybe because my colleague told me to pay him $75 for the KTV session last Friday....

Maybe because my cilent just sent me a whole list of changes to make....

Maybe because I am always taken for granted by my friends.....

Maybe because I am not allowed to know some stuffs that had happened to my friends....

Maybe because it's like what my friends said: Full moon = moody people ......

Whatever the case.......

FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


September 20, 2007 6:54 PM.
Stoned....


2 days of silence in my blog...


Decided I should write some stuffs...

But kinda stoned now...don't know what to write...

Complain about that idiot who refused to move in when I was in the bus?

Or complain about the stupid NUS system for asking us to print 5 copies of our dissertation?

Or complain about my egoistic and stubborn contractor who refused to follow my design?

Or complain about my never-ending workload?

Haiz.....

I am just such a grumpy old lady.

So which one do you guys want to hear?


September 17, 2007 12:45 AM.
High school drama (part 1)


Dear's female JC classmate intends to invite her JC class to her wedding end of this month, so she messaged him to get the contacts as he used to be the treasurer of the class. Supposedly, he found out that she is not inviting Guy A as he used to be the boyfriend of Girl B who is quite a good friend of hers. As they had quite an unhappy break-up, the jie-mei-hua decided to boycott Guy A.

When Dear and his buddies knew about it, they decided to do the same too i.e. boycott the wedding. So Dear called up Guy A and told him to meet up with the guys and acted secretly saying that they have something important to discuss with him. However, Guy A knew about this as another guy had already told him about it. He told them not to boycott the wedding. But the boys' decision is still not final.

Gosh. Isn't this a childish high-school reunion drama? It's been awhile I heard about such stuffs...so exciting!!!!!!

So will the boys go for the wedding? Stay tuned for Part 2.



September 16, 2007 12:17 AM.
Spider webs & MRT lines


As Dear and I were browsing through the website of VizModels (which is linked from SC's blog), we were looking at some of the videos and he made this comment: Are they models or prostitutes?

Then he recalled this Geylang incident that his friend encountered.

Like SC and guys, Dear and his friends went into the red light district for an 'excursion' and there was this pimp who approached his friend.

Pimp: Hello yandao...lai lai lai...Kua kua zei...confirm neh tao si pink eh...guarantee bo spider web MRT line...Ah bo...wa heng li lui.
(translation: Hello handsome...come come come...come see awhile.... Confirm pink nipples, no spider web and MRT lines. If got, money back guaranteed.)

I was thinking: What the hell are spider webs and MRT lines?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Definition from Lee's Dictionary:
* Spider webs - Stretchmarks on tummy of females, usually appears after giving birth
* MRT lines - Stretchmarks that are usually on the waist, thighs or arms


Great. I learnt something new again.
And I warn you Dear...don't you ever dare to use those terms on me.....



September 15, 2007 4:00 PM.
ESFJ = ?


Dear saw the results of the personality test and wondered what ESFJ means.

E = Extraordinarily
S = Special
F = Feng
J = Jiao


When he saw me posting this, he changed his mind to:

E = Extraordinarily
S = Spastic
F = Feng
J = Jiao 



Thank you so much....Dear....


3:07 AM.
Personality test


You Are An ESFJ

The Caregiver

You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.

In love, you value harmony and mutual understanding.
You will apologize or give someone the benefit of the doubt, if it means getting over a fight sooner.

At work, you are good at building relationships and connecting with people.
You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher.

How you see yourself: Organized, dependable, co-operative

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Opinionated, critical, and know-it-all

What's Your Personality Type?

75% accurate..but nurse or social worker? me? hahahahahaha.......


September 10, 2007 9:04 PM.
lost....


So how did I lose it?

Dear and I were in JB and we thought we can watch Ratatouille since it was so cheap. RM$10 for a weekend movie. It is dirt cheap loh. So, my phone was in Dear's pocket before we entered the theatre. But he passed it to me to turn it to silent mode when we got in. So I sandwiched it between my legs and thought that I would remember to take it when the movie ends. But I did not. Partly because Dear was hurrying me to leave the theatre asap as he said it was not safe to be the last ones left in the theatre.

After spending like 15min in the toilet and 5min checking out the prices for Neway Karaoke, we made our way to the car and realised that the handphone was not with us. We practically dashed our way back to the theatre and I was mortified that none of the staffs can speak simple English!!!! With Dear's basic knowledge of Melayu, he was able to communicate to the cleaner of the theatre we were in but with much difficulty. From the look of his eyes and the way he was whispering to his peers, I felt that he was the one. Dear thought that we should open his locker to check if my phone was in it. The result is negative but we saw at least 4 other phones in his locker. Great. Even if he had it, he would have kept it some other places. If not why would he open his locker and let us check? What a waste of time. So I was just standing there, looking very sad and hoping that ass will return me the phone….Haiz....

We left City Square in despair and I made countless calls to my phone, hoping that the kind soul will pick it up. Dear even messaged and said that we will give him RM$600 if he returns the phone. But if that really happens, of course I won’t do that!!!!!! I guess that son-of-a-bitch was smart enough to know that the phone was worth more than RM$600. In the end, it was futile effort and I wondered why didn't that idiot just take out my SIM card and end my sufferings? At least let me know that you mother-fucker have no intentions to return the phone!!!!! I concluded that this fucker was just too plain stupid to use such a high-technology equipment. My phone may appear to be off when you press the OFF button but it is not. It is merely the light that is turned off. The battery has to be removed to switch it off. Furthermore, the phone was in silent mode. From 1pm – 6pm, I kept calling and calling. Finally, the call was connected!!!!!!!!!!!! But the call was ended after a short while and from listening to the background, Dear concluded that that cunt was in a cinema. After that call, I guess the bastard realised the phone was not switched off and finally disconnected it. And I broke all hopes of retrieving my phone back by calling M1 to terminate my SIM card services.

So for saving SGD$9, I lost $900. So much for saving man. Now that I have written the story, please don’t ask me how I lost my phone again k? Don’t want to be reminded of the sad memories again….thanx….

Forgive me for all the vulgarities but I just refused to address that shithole with humanly terms. And SC, sorry for not answering your calls for your invitation to your curry-supper at your house though I really wished I could. And to others who have been trying to reach me in vain for the past few days.

I have gotten a new SIM card and I will be within reach again.

Feel so lost without my PDA phone.....feel so disorganised….

Seriously need a new phone to make me feel better…..

Should I get a new PDA phone?

Or should I get a nice sleek phone and use an organiser book instead?

Any suggestions????


September 8, 2007 6:10 PM.
lost and will never be found....


Before I say anything, I just like to say....

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have stomp my foot on the ground.

I have cried.

I have given that asshole millions of calls.

I have cursed that bastard.

I have blamed everyone else but myself.

I have given Dear a beating and a bite.

But these are still not enough to vent out my frustrations.


I have lost my O2 phone. =...(

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@##$%&*&@#$%&*!@#$%&*!@#$%%^*
%&*@#$%&*!@#


September 5, 2007 12:42 AM.
Happy Belated Birthday, Ashley!!!!


Wanted to do something for Ashley's birthday but didn't have the time to finish it til now....hee....




















Ashley boy....so cuuutttteeeeeeee!!!!! *muackzzzzzzzz*


THE ME .
a perfectionist


Rachel a.k.a. Yoniko
Taurian

A Stubborn bull by nature,
who is Blessed with what she has.

In Opposition of Infidelity and Deceit,
but has learnt to accept Imperfections.

P.O.M .
poll of the mth

WISHES .
once upon a moon

Graduate with Masters
Earn desired income after grad
  • Have my dream wedding
    in 3 yrs' time
  • Move into my dream home
    in 3 yrs' time
  • Have kids before 30
  • Family, friends & Moi
    to stay healthy always
  • Have my dear friends
    by my side always
  • Be happy and 幸福 always
  • Dear Dear to love me forever!

    RESOLUTIONS.
    it's a new year

  • Be more thrifty & save $$$
  • Get the keys of my new house
  • Lose 3 kg of weight
  • Toned body & better complexion
  • Exercise regularly
  • Fall sick less frequently
  • Control my temper better
  • Be a better girlfriend

    CALENDAR .
    upcoming events

    Jan 01 New Year 2011!!!
    Feb 3-6 Chinese New Year!!!
    Feb 24 Our Valentines
    Feb 26 Wyn's big day
    Apr 23 Dear's birthday
    May 5 Moi birthday
    May 29 Sis's big day
    Nov 20 My big day I
    Dec 23 My big day II
    Dec 24 6th year Anniversary
    Dec 25 Merry Xmas!!!

    PAST .
    replay please

    July 2007
    August 2007
    September 2007
    October 2007
    November 2007
    December 2007
    January 2008
    February 2008
    March 2008
    April 2008
    May 2008
    June 2008
    July 2008
    August 2008
    September 2008
    October 2008
    November 2008
    December 2008
    January 2009
    February 2009
    March 2009
    April 2009
    May 2009
    June 2009
    July 2009
    August 2009
    September 2009
    October 2009
    November 2009
    December 2009
    January 2010
    February 2010
    March 2010
    April 2010
    May 2010
    August 2010
    September 2010
    October 2010
    November 2010
    January 2011
    February 2011
    June 2011

    CLICKABLES .
    clickidy-clicks

    Anthony
    Anya
    Desmond
    Dionne
    Hann
    Insolen
    Junie
    Kim Seng ii
    Moreen
    Peisze
    Sandra
    Sandy
    Serene
    Sicong
    Songbo FC
    Swiss CC
    Vennie
    Wenyao
    Xiujiao
    Zeming
    Zhengyi
    Zhengyu

    SKINCARE .
    food for the skin

    :: CLEANSING ::
    Origins A Perfect World
    B.Liv Glow and Shine
    B.Liv Squeaky Clean

    :: SKINCARE ::
    Origins A Perfect World Toner
    Botos Serum
    B.Liv Shrink and Tighten
    B.Liv Off With Those Heads

    :: EYECARE ::
    Origins High Potency Eye Cream
    Faceshop Collagen Eye Patch
    Shu E Lash Repair

    :: COSMETICS ::
    BRTC BB Cream
    Skinfood loose powder
    Loreal Mineral powder
    Clinique Blusher
    Majolica Mascara

    :: MONTHLY SUPPLEMENTS ::
    Meiji Collagen
    Multi-vitamins
    Vitamin C

    LUXURIES .
    i want! i want!

    Canon IXUS 870 IS (Gold)
    i-Luv Earpiece (Pink)
    Nokia E63
    Olympus E-3 Camera
    Push-Up Bra (Inspired by Sicong)
    Webcam
    DVD player/writer
    Marc Jacob tote bag

    DREAMLANDS .
    dying for a getaway

  • Africa
  • Australia-Brisbane
    Australia-Goldcoast
    Australia-Melbourne
    Australia-Perth
    Australia-Sydney
    Bangladesh
    Cambodia
    China-Hainan
    China-Jiang Nan
    China-Beijing
    Dubai
    Egypt
    England
    Europe
    Hong Kong
    India
    Indonesia-Bali
    Japan
    Korea
    Myanmar
    Taiwan
    Thailand-Bangkok
    Thailand-Chiang Mai
    Thailand-Phuket
    Vietnam
    United States