My honeymoon which lasted for less than 3 month, had ended. Sometimes, I don't even have the time to clear my bowels. Unlike Dear who can shit anytime (sometimes even 3 or more times a day), once my feeling is gone, it is GONE. I will have to wait for the next day for the feeling to come again. Thus, I always treasure that 'coming' moment and would dash to the toilet before it goes away.
The official photo
View from my office...HDB flats everywhere...abit blue due to the window glass...
Back to my cubicle...Wall of Fame..hahaha...
Anyway, that is not the main point of shitting that I want to talk about. I want to talk about what traumatized me in my office toilet a while ago. After I managed to clear my work just now, the moment was still lingering on and I made my way to the toilet. The damn thing is, my usual cubicle, i.e. the handicapped toilet was occupied! I really like this toilet. It even plays Class 95 which is my favourite station! Anyway, I went to the other toilet where there are 2 cubicles and one of it was occupied. Dammit. I can't shit in peace this time.
As usual, my stomach has a lot of gas and yes, I would need to fart. However, knowing that there was someone beside me, I tried to control the releases of my gases. Shortly after I came in, this person left and I thought I shall quickly finish my job before another one comes in. But by the time I ended that thought, another person has already come in. Haiz.
But what this person did shock the hell out of me. She actually farted damn loudly la! And not just once. It was a series of splattering poots. You know what I mean la. I almost burst out laughing man. Here I am trying to be polite by controlling my gases and there you are blasting like there is no one else beside you. I tried to overcome my 'timidness' and gave a teeny weeny whistle. But it was followed by another series of blastering again, from her of course. Buay paisei one leh! Come on, I am beside you loh!
After much contemplation (and fyi, I have not shat at all, just a tiny fart), I decided to throw in my towel, or rather toilet paper, and made my way to my favourite private cubicle. I concluded that I am no match for her. Thankfully, the handicapped cubicle was vacated shortly after I came out from the war zone and I finally finished my business in peace.
Even though both of us can just hide within our cubicles and wait for 1 of us to leave before the next, so as to save the embarrassment, I still did not have the courage to persist on. The idea of 2 women belching loudly, side by side, is kind of overwhelming for me. Like I am not stressed enough at work now. Even shitting has to be so stressful. I still prefer to do my business in peace, alone.
I am such a shitty loser. =(
P.S: I wanted to wait outside the toilet and see who my 'competitor' was but I figured that she should be gone by the time I was done. Probably an auntie. Tsk Tsk.
While waiting for the late-comers...
Didn't take pictures of the main courses as I was too hungry. Here's some desserts instead. Cheesecakes which looked good only.
The ladies of the night. Looked so plain with the wall behind.
The boys of the night. Outnumbered.
Of course not forgetting a picture with my buddy.
A group photograph by a lousy photographer. Put flash liao still blur. Duh.
Thank you guys for coming for the dinner. And I love the gifts too. Thank you so much for your thoughts and efforts. And Ah Jiao, it is ok that it wasn't as happening as last year's. We are old liao. Cannot afford to have such a wild birthday every year. Hee.
Thank you guys!!!!! Hope to see you again soon!!!!
Since my birthday falls on a Tuesday and I did not take leave, Dear celebrated my birthday on the Saturday before my birthday. We decided to be tourists for a day, that is to go to Sentosa!
Don't know why I did a Senadiri position for this photo.
1st stop - Luge!!!
So amused by the system...the seats of the skyride actually 'shun bian' carry the Luge carriages up the hill...so smart! Or am I ignorant? Hmmm...
While waiting for the ride....
Dear Dear is freaked out during the sky ride...he is afraid of heights...tsk tsk...
Grabbing tight to my camera as we took this picture....
View behind us...the ride is really scary...no safety belt or whatsoever to hold us to the seat loh...just a bench tied to the cable above....
Finally, we reached land! And we are all ready for the ride downhill!!!!
The cautious driver (moi) is always behind the garang driver (dear)...slowly taking her time to ride down....
The ride is over....1 ride is really not enough...should have taken the combo...
Certified Luge riders...as if...hee...
While waiting for the bus...we took some boliao pictures again...
Check out those pores...
Our next stop - 4D show
Queuing up for the Pirates in the Carribean 4D show and somebody farted while we were in the room. Damn. Anyway the show was fun...so funny to see Dear getting a fright...hee...but I still prefer the one in Hong Kong Disneyland..
Time for dinner and we went for steamboat which I had craved for ages.
Dear drank Taiwan beer for the 1st time...
Yum yum.
After dinner, Dear said he was bringing me for a drive-in movie. I was so looking forward to it! We went to 7-11 and bought our snacks and beer and drove up to Mt Faber. However, Dear stopped the car in a carpark and told me we would be watching the movie in the car - with his laptop. I was dumb-founded. But Dear Dear is so cute to come up with this idea! Hee hee. Not wanting to dampen his enthusiasm, we still watched the movie in his car but we changed to Labrador Park instead as the view in the Mt Faber carpark wasn't really that great. Halfway through the show, we could not take the heat anymore and went back home to finish the show instead. Haha. But still, I appreciate the thought Dear!
Thankew you for everything, Dear!!!!!!
3 out of 4 Taurians
The Taurus Babies
Pinkies for the night
The Birthday Cake
Taurian No. 1
Taurian No. 2
Taurian No. 3
Taurian No. 4
We were so engrossed with picture taking that we forgot to sing the birthday song and make our wishes. Duh.
Only I paused for the cameraman to take a still shot of us blowing the candles.
Thus, here's another fake shot of us blowing the candles.
The next person having birthday will have to cut the cake to have the good luck from us. Hee.
The non-Taurians.
Group photo before we left Sakae@Holland Village.
Headed down to Wine company@Dempsey with the intention of having some cheap wine.
But it was full house, thus we took some pictures outside while waiting for HX's bf to come and pick up to Villa Bali.
Finally, we settled down at Villa Bali. Moi blended in so well. Bali dress in Villa Bali. Hee. Drank, ate and chatted till my eyes could hardly open. My stamina is so weak now. *yawnz*
Happy Belated and Advanced Birthday, Taurus Pinkies!!!!!
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