Today is the day when Amei will hold her world tour concert in Indoor Stadium. I am supposed to be part of the audience. But all thanks to a bloody fucker, I shall miss it.
I wanted to get a pair of tickets but only single seats were left. Thus, I decided to try my luck in yahoo auction and Ebay. Thankfully, there was a seller who had tickets for sale. I managed to contact him and it was a deal.
He said he was mugging for exams now. Thus, he would prefer to meet up at NUS or his place i.e. Hume Park. Since he lives quite near to Dear's place, we decided to meet at his place. On the day when we were supposed to meet up, he called me and asked if I wanted to buy 3 tickets instead as it would be hard to sell of that extra one after selling me a pair. I said I will try to find another one to go and get back to him by 3pm. In the end, I couldn't find one more person to go. I messaged him that I will just get a pair and asked what time we can meet that night.
He did not reply till around 7+pm and his reply drove me to madness. He said he had sold all 3 tickets to another person!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! You have promised to sell me 2 tickets and without giving me any notice, you simply sold all tickets to another person!!!!! How could you do this?!?!?!?!? I messaged him but he did not reply. I got Dear to call him but he said he was in a meeting and would call back at 1030pm. I thought it was an excuse and he would not call back. But to our surprise, he called back!!! And I bet he must have regretted it.
Dear: Hi is this M******? Hi thanks for calling back.
Fucker: Yeah
Dear: I thought you were supposed to sell us the 2 tickets for $155 right? But how could you have sold it to another person?
Asshole: Well that person happened to turn up in front of me so I sold them to him.(so your friend is David Copperfield?)
Dear: But how could you do that? We had a verbal agreement.
Motherfucker: He's also a close friend of mine.
Dear: Ok, but again, we had a verbal agreement and that is considered legal-binding too. How could you break that promise?
Prick: I know it's legal but i have to take care of my own interests. And promises are meant to be broken.
(This irresponsible sentence enraged the fire burning within Dear. It was time to go on the sarcastic offensive, no love lost, no punches pulled.)
Dear: Hey what's your e-mail again? Slacker*****? Clearly an adequate reflection of your personality.
Bastard: Thank you.
Dear: At least you should have let us know in advance instead of letting us wait in anticipation. If I'm right, I believe you are studying in NUS right?
Cunt: No la no la, I only study till P6.(from earlier conversations, remember the cunt said that he would prefer to meet up in NUS or his place as he was mugging for his exams now?)
Dear: That's so sad, afraid to admit that you're an undergrad. I'm so sad for the S'pore education system in producing a student like you who's afraid to admit his own educational qualifications.
Dumbass: Then u can go complain to the MOE.
Dear: Oh no, that's not what I'll do. If I'm able to, I would wanna meet up with your parents to let them know what their son is up to, having studied so much and still has not shown any character developments. It's such a shame on your part, and sad for your parents.
(The idiot, probably unable to deal with such a tirade of sarcastic comments thrown at him and not being able to reply intelligently, decided to hang up the phone.)
Dear then called the asshole again but he was probably shitting in his pants and was unable to answer the phone. We then decided to message the cunt."Ballless creature of abomination. May you fail your university education u P6 retainee."As expected, he did not have the balls to reply. And I am so glad I have Dear. My original intentions was for him to throw all kinds of vulgarities at that cunt (which is also another forte of Dear). But he chose to go sarcastic instead which turned out to be so much more effective!!! BRAVOOOOOO!!!!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR DEAR DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I still won't be able to see Amei tonight. =......(
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