My honeymoon which lasted for less than 3 month, had ended. Sometimes, I don't even have the time to clear my bowels. Unlike Dear who can shit anytime (sometimes even 3 or more times a day), once my feeling is gone, it is GONE. I will have to wait for the next day for the feeling to come again. Thus, I always treasure that 'coming' moment and would dash to the toilet before it goes away.
Anyway, that is not the main point of shitting that I want to talk about. I want to talk about what traumatized me in my office toilet a while ago. After I managed to clear my work just now, the moment was still lingering on and I made my way to the toilet. The damn thing is, my usual cubicle, i.e. the handicapped toilet was occupied! I really like this toilet. It even plays Class 95 which is my favourite station! Anyway, I went to the other toilet where there are 2 cubicles and one of it was occupied. Dammit. I can't shit in peace this time.
As usual, my stomach has a lot of gas and yes, I would need to fart. However, knowing that there was someone beside me, I tried to control the releases of my gases. Shortly after I came in, this person left and I thought I shall quickly finish my job before another one comes in. But by the time I ended that thought, another person has already come in. Haiz.
But what this person did shock the hell out of me. She actually farted damn loudly la! And not just once. It was a series of splattering poots. You know what I mean la. I almost burst out laughing man. Here I am trying to be polite by controlling my gases and there you are blasting like there is no one else beside you. I tried to overcome my 'timidness' and gave a teeny weeny whistle. But it was followed by another series of blastering again, from her of course. Buay paisei one leh! Come on, I am beside you loh!
After much contemplation (and fyi, I have not shat at all, just a tiny fart), I decided to throw in my towel, or rather toilet paper, and made my way to my favourite private cubicle. I concluded that I am no match for her. Thankfully, the handicapped cubicle was vacated shortly after I came out from the war zone and I finally finished my business in peace.
Even though both of us can just hide within our cubicles and wait for 1 of us to leave before the next, so as to save the embarrassment, I still did not have the courage to persist on. The idea of 2 women belching loudly, side by side, is kind of overwhelming for me. Like I am not stressed enough at work now. Even shitting has to be so stressful. I still prefer to do my business in peace, alone.
I am such a shitty loser. =(
P.S: I wanted to wait outside the toilet and see who my 'competitor' was but I figured that she should be gone by the time I was done. Probably an auntie. Tsk Tsk.
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