August 29, 2010 10:38 PM.
Ridiculous Dear (Part II)
Last night, Dear was rubbing his eyes and an eyelash was stuck in his left eye. In the soft tissue area near the tear gland. He said it was like a needle pricking into his eye. It hurt whenever he blinked.
No amount of water rinsing, rubbing or blinking could get the eyelash out.
He was wailing like a baby.
The only way was to use the fingers to rub the eyelash out. But I don't even dare to touch my own eyeballs, let alone his! (Fyi I don't wear contact lenses.)
So I had to ask his brother for help. 2 men shouting at each other in the toilet at 3am in the morning. And his brother was having a hard time finding the eyelash, seemingly camouflaged with the eye veins. Dear even attempted to use a tweezer (the one I used to pluck my eyebrows).
I kept asking if he wanted to go to A&E to take it out. Imagine going to the A&E. Just to take out an eyelash. The doctor would laugh his head out. And the bill incurred for just a freaking damn eyelash.
Thank Buddha we didn't have to resort to that in the end. Because after half an hour of wailing and struggling, the freaking eyelash finally came out.
Dear didn't even realise the eyelash was out till he saw it on his cheek. He was still searching for the eye lash in his eye when it was already out.
The freaking 'long' eyelash which caused Dear's deep torment.
The poor eye who had gone through much torment. *sayang*
I had my eyelashes stuck in my eyes before.
But not like this.
The only thing I could say to him after the eyelash came out was:
"Dear, you are really ridiculous."
Dear smirked.
Perhaps you want to remove all your eyelashes Dear? You don't consider that ridiculous right?
*shakes head*
August 24, 2010 10:46 PM.
Ridiculous Dear
"Where shall we go for our honeymoon?"
This question has been repeated countless times between Dear and I.
Budget is a main concern.
Japan seems like an ideal location. Affordable and lots of fun places to go.
But Dear is STRONGLY against it.
WHY????
As he hates Japanese.
WHY???????
Because Japanese caused us a lot of sufferings during WWII.
???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Dear also wanted to soleminise our wedding in a temple, in particularly Brighthill Temple which happens to have a crematorium too.
Imagine seeing a funeral process during the solemnisation.
Talk about East meets West, 黑事meets 白事.
So interesting right?
In the end, we compromised.
We shall include Brighthill Temple as one of the venues for our bridal shoot.
Can anyone find a more ridiculous boyfriend?
10:02 PM.
56th Monthiversary
Quarreled with Dear last night and said a lot of harsh words which I don't mean. After we talked thing over, I apologised to Dear and he touched me with this SMS (happened to be after midnight and it is our monthiversary):
"Thank you dear. I'll tolerate those words as i know u said them because i was wrong. I will treat them as nothing because i know u r the woman of my love. No harsh words from you will erase the beautiful moments of love from you. Happy 56th Monthniversary."
This SMS caused me to wet my pillow.
Decided to compensate Dear with a small surprise gift.
HAPPY 56TH MONTHIVERSARY DEAR!!!!
LUVYA!!!!! *muackzzzzz*
1:00 AM.
Clearing the Air
HEEELLLPPP!!
I was trying to sleep when my mum farted!!!!!
She makes it a point to fart every night when she sleeps...
I wonder where does all the gas comes from...
So here I am in my living room, waiting for the air to clear...
N hearing a Malay couple opposite my block quarrelling...
With Buffy lying beside me, seemingly able to understand my sorrow...
I guess it's about time to resume sleep...
Better do it before the next round of bombing begins again...
At least I won't know it if I were to be asleep....
A reason why I am so looking forward to my new flat...
Sleeping in my own room with Dear....
With fresh air and aircon~~~~~
By the way, Happy 56th Monthniversary Dear!!!
August 16, 2010 10:29 PM.
LONG TIME NO SEE
SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!!!!!
YONIKO IS BACK!!!!!
It's been a few months since the last time I blogged. But it seems like more than just a few months. With the amount of memos I write a day and the amount of time I spent in front of the PC everyday in the office, I guess writing has became the last thing that ever came to my mind when I am free. All I want to do is sleep. Every morning when I wake up, I look forward to that night when I can sleep. Call me old hag. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Life's been pretty much the same for me I guess. It has became monotonous that I have nothing much to blog on. Like what Dear always said, it's just boring shit. Even when I have something in mind, it just slipped away or I am just too lazy to blog about it. I don't even read blogs now! Zzzzzzzzzz.
It could be because I am too pre-occupied with my next stage of life too. My new flat!!!! Been sourcing around for quotations....looking for fengshui shi....preparing the documents.....blar blar blar.... Getting our keys next month and we hope to get the house done by Xmas!!!
And there is also another thing that I am looking forward to....my Proposal!! No surprise at all, as usual. I know that Dear is buying the ring now. I am just waiting for the moment and pretending to be surprised when he eventually pops the question. Haiz.
I realised that I don't talk about my problems as much as I do before. Not that there are no problems. There are problems but I simply keep to myself. I figured that sharing my problems may not help too. Eventually I just have to resolve them myself. So I just let them sink in and be forgotten overtime. Maybe that is a reason why I don't blog as much now.
I guess that's enough boring shit for now. Will try to update more interesting stuffs, if there's any.
The freaking 'long' eyelash which caused Dear's deep torment.
The poor eye who had gone through much torment. *sayang*